JEFF FOXWORTHY JUST DESTROYED ALL MUSLIMS!

JEFF FOXWORTHY JUST DESTROYED ALL MUSLIMS! THIS IS HUGE!

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the world’s most renowned comedians. He is also an open and opinionated conservative who is very famous with his ‘’You might be a Redneck’’ one-liners.

Story gets a place when Jeff Foxworthy decided to write something that we are not totally sure is his, but it certainly seems like his trademark. These might be politically incorrect but that just makes them much more awesome.

In addition here is what Foxworthy wrote.

“You might be a radical Muslim”

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a radical Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You might be a radical Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a radical Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean, You might be a radical Muslim
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet­proof and suicide, You might be a radical Muslim

 

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You might be a radical Muslim

If your cousin was president of the United States for eight years, You might be a radical Muslim

If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You might be a radical Muslim

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against, You might be a radical Muslim

If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a radical Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have used other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a radical Muslim

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